Now there is a truly innovative way to relieve your environmental guilt and anxiety.

A uniquely ethical offset and recycling scheme.

The best way to deal with your environmental guilt, consistent with the prevailing socio-economic model and sustainable prosperity, would be to pay someone to take it away.

But who can provide a "recycling box" for guilt and anxiety about the environment?

The initial solution we can offer you is a green indulgence.

We can relieve your green conscience and take away years of guilt for failing to meet your environmental responsibilities. If you’ve only been slightly irresponsible and you promise to do something good, or you've already done some good things to make up for it, as a special introductory offer we can do this for free.

No more anxiety about your food miles, carbon footprint, or general inability to work out how to minimise your resource footprint and all your other impacts on the natural world.

You will be freed from years of environmental guilt.

Other innovative and reassuring solutions are on the way - so come back soon.

Your guilt and anxiety are harmlessly recycled and dispersed as low-level concern about the future, which dissipates naturally as the future arrives.

Any proceeds which appear before the collapse of capitalism (or society in general) will be invested appropriately - our aim is to benchmark against the ethical level of other offset schemes and invest in support of environmentally sound causes. Examples include supporting the producers of organic chocolate, responsible shops, co-ops & charities.